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cyberlocc:

never come for grandma

(Source: duragdaddy, via lilkimbra)

dandy-lionsandburdock:

If all you’re going to do is text me about how drunk/high you are, don’t even text me.

(Source: silenceimreading, via lilkimbra)

Girl: "3 words 10 letters, say it and I'm yours."
Me: "Ball is life"

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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breakfastburritoe:

improper use of simile is like totally not cool

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